Aries
Aries loves a challenge and how fun would it be to test their survival strategies against nature herself. This Amazon prime day…my aries should check out some deals on camping equipment and head out to the mountains to cool down this summer.
Taurus
Our Taurans are our home body signs which is why their bed is probably their favorite place to be. With this being said… Amazon Prime has some deals on those comfy mattress toppers that you can use for all of your late night movies or sneaky links if ya know what I mean.
Gemini
By thinking a Gemini always knows best and their double personalities begging for attention, it gets loud in the mind of a Gemini. You guys need to find some noise canceling headphones ASAP on Amazon Prime Day to help you mellow out all of those voices in your head.
Cancer
Ok I don’t know if it’s just me but for some reason I feel like Cancers always have something to complain about. Cancers can be control oriented, and health minded which is why you should try and find a food sensitivity test kit on Amazon Prime Day to help cure your possible hypochondria.
Leo
Leos know better than anyone that if you want to feel good, you have to look good. Run to Amazon right now and get allllll of the skin care things that you have been adding to your cart. You can blame me if you get in trouble for your retail therapy for today
Virgo
So we all know that one Virgo who is just a complete weirdo and is willing to do anything that will give them some answers. Amazon Prime Day has a deal on the DNA testing kit 23 and me so go and order it and find out if you have some mystery family members that no one wanted you to know about.
Libra
There is nothing better to a Libra than ordering some take out and watching a new movie that just came out on streaming. Thats why for Amazon Prime Day… Libras need to go on a search for the perfect TV for all your binge watching
Scorpio
Ok so we all know Scorpios can find themselves having some enemies.. So it isn’t surprising that they can be a little sus about whos watching them. This Amazon Prime Day… Scorpios need to invest on a security system. Don’t say I didn’t tell you to get it when your biggest hater comes knocking on your door!
Sagittarius
For a Sagittarius, they are the sign that likes to remove themselves from reality so they just go on vacation to make themselves feel better. This Amazon Prime Day my Sags need to get some new suitcases… it’s time to let go of the duffle bag you’ve had since your freshman track season.
Capricorn
Capricorns are people persons so a good amazon prime day investment would be some things you could use around the kitchen. Anything from pots and pans to serving trays and dishes for all your parties you randomly decide to throw .
Aquarius
A lot of people think the average Aquarius is full of hot air. This can kinda work out in their favor because you know what else if full hot air? One of those cool fancy popcorn machines and that is everything an Aquarius needs from Amazon Prime Day to impress their date for a scary movie night.
Pisces
I’ve never met a Pisces who didn’t need a hug…or seven… so that’s why all of my Pices need to go to their Amazon cart and add a weighted blanket. It will eliminate all of those awkward hugs you have with people that keep you up at night.