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PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: Alien Invasion

Aries

Aries are fearless and curious so you guys would be trying to negotiate with the alien invaders. There is hero energy to an Aries and whether they go in guns blazing or not, they are the first to make contact and in a shock to absolutely no one… they will be the first to die.

Taurus

Hard working but slow moving, a Taurus will never ever run, but in the event of an alien invasion, a Taurus can be counted on to take cover in their well stocked underground bunker.

Gemini

Geminis are the communicators of the zodiac but they also aren’t afraid to talk their mess either. They will be the first to decode and fluently learn the alien language, giving them an advantage as translators. And they will probably be the ones to become traitors and join the aliens. 

Cancer

Cancers represent the mother archetype so they would be the ones to offer their bodies as hosts. Cancers are typically defensive and hard to read so most people wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a Cancer and an Alien.

Leo

As the sign that understands the power of personal relations best, Leo will be the one to extend the olive branch to the alien invaders. This works, but only because the aliens will be able to manipulate them. Leo’s will definitely die in an alien invasion… but not before they take a picture first.  

Virgo

Virgos have been long preparing for the alien invasion to go down. Virgos will survive because of their sharpened skill and being prepared because they were right all along on when the world would end.

Libra

Libras are notoriously avoidant of ugly truths and lacking in the ability to not go absolutely crazy in a crisis. If an alien invasion is happening… you can find a libra barricaded in their home rocking in a corner repeating the phrase “everything is fine”

Scorpio

Scorpios are designed to survive at all costs and are willing to go to great lengths and terrible depths in order to do so. They are not above teaming up with the enemy or subjecting themselves to strange experiments.

Sagittarius

Sagittarians will survive an alien invasion by eagerly volunteering for abduction. Their unfailing optimism and endless parade of bad jokes make them the target of murder plots amongst their fellow detainees. They would be the ones everyone decides to sacrifice

Capricorn

Capricorns survive and thrive by playing the long game. They are skilled in trade and are smart enough to outwit the enemy. They will come up with a plan to distract the aliens and save the rest of humanity from their insane idea. 

Aquarius

All Aquarians are aliens, so they would be the ones to help guide all of the earthlings to safety since they have been in humanity for so long. They would sacrifice themselves just to help save everyone else

Pisces

Empathy knows no bounds and Pisces uses their compassion as a weapon. They will invite the alien invaders into a circle of trust to explore why they feel like they need to conquer and control in order to feel seen and valued. A will have an alien reevaluating their life decisions