Aries (March 21-April 19):
All things, especially envy are a source of competition for an Aries. In response to jealousy they go double down death match, trying to secure your love and affection or making you hate the day by reminding you just how easily you can be replaced and they can upgrade.
Taurus (April 20-May 20):
Taurus will cold shoulder the life out of you if they feel like you are trying to push them towards jealousy. Taurans low key think everything and everyone they love belongs to them and if you subvert the safety of this sentiment they will punish you by deeming you unlovable and shifting their energetic investment elsewhere
Gemini (May 21-June 20):
A Gemini will never, ever stoop to jealousy and will laugh off any suggestion that they could ever care enough to be threatened by anyone they deem less than. Extreme as they are, they will either pretend the threat and the person in question doesn’t exist or they will find ways to verbally undercut the competition by pointing out flaws, making jabs/jokes etc.Their jealousy often manifests as meanness.
Cancer (June 21-July 22):
Cancers do not directly address anything, including and especially jealousy. Instead they will gradually accumulate evidence and resentment, and when least expected all of their feelings and fears will be released in an argument of spite and hoarded hurts.
Leo (July 23-August 22):
A jealous Leo lives between the following statements; ‘I wish they loved me more’ and ‘I am a treasure and it is crazy that anyone would treat me like stale chips. Needless to say… Leo’s do not handle jealousy well.
Virgo (August 23-September 22):
Virgos try their best to stay cool, calm and collected but jealousy seems to turn this facade upside down. They will spiral out in a dust storm of criticism, over analyzation and vividly imagined worse case scenarios and no amount of coddling and apologizing can bring them back from the brink. Nothing will ever be the same.
Libra (September 23-October 22):
Libra, represented by the scales and balances, is the sign of partnership. Yet, when it comes to jealousy there is no good conversation to be had. Ruthless flirts and shameless flatterers, our Libra’s are, they swear their charm has innocent intentions but they cannot and will not tolerate the same behavior from a significant other.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21):
Scorpios live in a perpetual state of jealous suspicion. They don’t get mad, they get digging looking for evidence that their deep and enduring fear of betrayal is warranted. Scorpios are die hard romantics with a serious fear of vulnerability and jealousy brings that out.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21):
Sagittarians are the free love types who swear that jealousy is a byproduct of the constrictions of monogamy. Drama from our Sags if you ask me. As a blanket statement, freedom means freedom for them and absolute allegiance for everyone else.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19):
Capricorns harbor an unshakable superiority complex. There are three specific situations in which a Capricorn will be . If you think you are better than everyone who could possibly make you envious? The answer friends is anyone with more money, more power, better seats or a superior outfit.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18):
Aquarians have an interesting strategy for managing jealousy and it is to minimize. They picture whoever is sending the jealousy signal to their central nervous system and the mechanical gears of their heart as an object, rather than a person and see that object getting smaller and smaller as they abandon the orbit of their influence.
Pisces (February 19-March 20):
When made to feel jealous, Pisces quickly transition from benign woodland creatures humming show tunes and gathering whimsical goodies to dead eyed, rage black out, slash your tires, break into your house and cut the armpits out of your silk shirts, rabid possums