Pre show. 4:20am, Rich is plugging in his laptop. Johnjay is setting up the three chairs he uses during the show to either put his crap on or lean on.
Rich is looking over some notes of things to talk about during the show and pitches a few ideas to Johnjay.
RICH:
Did you see that crash at Daytona? Wait.. never mind.. of course you didn't.
JOHNJAY:
NOPE.
RICH:
Huge. They will be showing it all day on the news. I've never seen anything like it.
JOHNJAY:
Really?
RICH:
It's going to be all over. How often do you see a tanker full of gas engulfed in flames because it got hit by a race car?
JOHNAY:
I'm watching right now, they're showing a thing about some judge.
RICH:
Well.. when it comes to the race, they will show it.
JOHNJAY:
Now, they are cooking peppers. Gotta tell you, Berra.. You're wrong on this one.
I didn't hear about it.. NO BUZZ.
RICH:
Just because "you" didn't hear about something, doesn't mean it's not getting talked about.
JOHNJAY:
If I may.. I barely pay attention, so if something gets my attention, then it matters.
RICH:
Well.. If I may.. that makes no sense.. What should we get into? Can we break down the Angelina Jolie leg move. She's just odd.
JOHNJAY:
I thought of something totally disturbing to do....
RICH:
Okay.
JOHNJAY:
You know when you're in the gym and someone is shaving at the sink.
RICH:
Yeah.. it's weird. Do that at home.. I go to the gym, get changed.. get out. I prefer not to "hang out" in the locker room.
JOHNJAY:
Oh My God.. Sometimes I go to the locker room just to hang out. I don't even work out. I just stare at the talent.. I mean guys.. Anyway.. Wouldn't it be strange if you just walked behind a guy shaving in the mirror after your own shower and just dropped your towel and stood there naked behind him?
RICH:
DO you know the guy?
JOHNJAY:
Nope. Total stranger.
RICH:
I think it's actually stranger that you thought of doing it more than if you actually did it.
JOHNJAY:
I know, right?
RICH:
Have you done this?
JOHNJAY:
Of course not.
RICH:
But, you're thinking about it?
JOHNJAY:
I am
RICH:
Seek help.
JOHNJAY:
What else you got?
RICH:
I was thinking we should do our own hot or not version of THE VOICE.
YOU CALL US. We talk to you.. We decide if you can make our ALL HOT team or not.. based on your speaking voice. YOU GET 12.. i get 12..
WE DO it in brackets.. They send in their pics and THE VOICE is the hottest.
JOHNJAY:
That doesn't make sense.
RICH:
Are you kidding? It's genius. Total web HOTNESS.
JOHNJAY:
Too difficult to understand.
RICH:
Were you even listening?
JOHNJAY:
I don't think so.
RICH:
Cool. We'll start tomorrow.
- Rich
