PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: National Vodka Day!

Aries: 

Aries, you're a risk taker when you're sober, so it can be scary when you're loosened up. When you're drunk, you get even more impulsive and can do some things that can best be described as absolutely ridiculous and embarrassing. 

Taurus: 

To a Taurus, "out-of-control" looks mellow when their drunk. You laugh, you flirt, and then suddenly you seem to switch gears and get into pointless arguments that only you can win. No seriously- it’s a waste of breath for anyone to argue with you because there's not a chance that they'll change your mind. 

Gemini: 

Geminis are known for the two-sided aspect of their personalities, so it's kind of a gamble what kind of mood you'll be in when you’re feeling the drinks. You might be the social butterfly you normally are, or you could be crying your eyes out in a corner because you miss your ex. There's no reason why you act so differently, but it does keep people on their toes.

Cancer: 

Cancer is one of those people that starts to talk and talk when they've had too much to drink. It's as if you're holding the other person hostage while you let it all out. You tell them what you're feeling, why you've been hurt in the past, and every time someone did something that caused you pain. It's not that you're a party-pooper, but you have been known to kill the mood.

Leo: 

You're a lot of fun when you get wasted, Leo. You let loose and make everyone laugh with the funny things you say and do. You're loud, you’re crazy, and don't care at all what anybody else thinks. What's kind of surprising is that no matter how out-of-control you get, you still manage to look good.

Virgo: 

Your drunk vibe is pretty contained, Virgos. You get all smiley and it seems as if you're having a good time but it's hard to be sure. The next day, tho is where you run into problems… you'll go over what you think you said and did and replay it over and over. You’ll probably even start apologizing to anyone who may have been affected by your behavior.

Libra 

You lose a lot of your morals when you're drinking, Libras. If you're not normally someone who starts making out with a stranger in a bar, you'll do it when you've got some drinks in you. You're super-flirty but luckily, it's all about feeling good. You may have things you'll regret in the morning but they won't be things that land you in jail.

Scorpio 

Since you're a very passionate person, Scorpio, it's not surprising that you get even more passionate when you're drunk. The trouble is that there are times that you direct that intensity of feeling towards yourself and you get self-destructive. You go over all the mistakes you've made and you can get insecure. Living in the past isn't a good state to be in, especially when it's brought on by drugs or alcohol. 

Sagittarius: 

You think you're the life of the party when you're sh*t-faced, but the truth is you go on and on about life, the universe... everything. Sagittarius, your rants aren't amusing, they are annoying. You're much more fun, funny, and interesting when you're not intoxicated. You get high on life, remember?

Capricorn 

When you get inebriated, you become a huge know-it-all — not one who's content to just know everything, but one who has to prove it to everyone. Capricorn, you flaunt your intelligence and skill as if you're at a job interview, not a party. If you're home alone, you'll attempt to finish projects that seemed impossible but now seem completely doable. 

Aquarius:

As much as you like people, you don't really like to be around them when you drink or partake of any kind of party favors. You like to lay back on the couch, watch some Netflix and just chill. Aquarians, you like to be around people most of the time, but if you really want to chill, you'd prefer to do it solo.

Pisces: 

If you've been holding back from telling your ex what you really think of them, watch out when you get a few drinks in you! You're going to let them know all those feelings you've been holding back, Pisces. You drunk-dial and you send texts (that never should be sent).


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