Aries:
You are the pioneer type and think that most people are just mean. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are the meanie that you think other people are.
Taurus:
You are practical and persistent. You work your butt off and most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You're nothing but someone who is an absolute control maniac!
Gemini:
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you keep them on their toes. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This just explains why you’re so incredibly cheap.
Cancer:
You are sympathetic and understanding of people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be struggling in your life. I wouldn’t be surprised if everybody in prison is a cancer.
Leo:
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are not very smart. Most leos are vain and can’t tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leos probably spend most of their time kissing mirrors.
Virgo:
You are the logical type and hate disagreements. You’re unemotional and people hate this about you. Virgos are good people to have around but not for a long time.
Libra:
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. Most libra men are forgettable. And most libra women are for everyone.
Scorpio:
The worst of the zodiac signs. You are shady in business and can’t be trusted. You will only achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect person to sit on wall street and just so you know.. most scorpios are murderers.
Sagittarius:
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of sagittarians drink too much.
Capricorn:
You are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken and a scaredy cat all in one. There has never been a capricorn that everyone is a fan of.
Aquarius:
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. But you lie too much. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you’re not the sharpest pencil in the pencil box.
Pisces:
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have no influence on your friends and people get annoyed at you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence sometimes too.