Aries: loaded baked potato
Aries are loaded baked potatoes because they have all of the things. You know what you’re going to get with an Aries and you know what you’re going to get with a baked potato
Taurus: classic baked potato
A taurus is a classic baked potato because I'm sorry to say it… they’re kinda boring… but if they are made to perfection… it’s going to be the crispiest buttery delight. And no one can get to that form of perfection other than a taurus
Gemini: potato chips
Geminis are potatoe chips because they come in so many different forms. Potato chips are always at all of the functions, they come with different flavors and different shapes and they are just like our Geminis
Cancer: potato soup
Cancers are potato soup because they give off soup energy. Just the energy of come here and let me warm you up and give you a hug. Cancers are basically soup
Leo: tater tots
Leos are tater tots because they give of that childish fun energy. You cant tell me it isn’t fun eating tater tots and Leos are just fun.
Virgo: potato gratin
Virgos are potato gratin. They are thinly sliced, very precise.. But very messy. Lets me real… on the inside… Virgos are the messiest out of the signs
Libra: French fries
Libras are French fries. Here's the thing about french fries… they are only as good as what you dip them in. just like how a libra is as good as the energy and they people they are around
Scorpio: POTATOE SKINS
Scorpios are unique. They are kinda unconventional because why would you scoop all of the goods out of the potato ya know? So they are like a Scorpio because once you finally cave in and let a potato skin aka Scorpio in your life… it’ll be an amazing experience
Sagittarius: CHEESEY POTATOES
Sag’s are filled with so many different and amazing qualities just like cheesy potatoes have so many yummy different cheeses. The cheesy potato is really perfect just like our Sagittarians
Capricorn: roasted potatoes
Roasted potatoes are tried and true. They are reliable and you can always count on them to fill you up and leave a good impression. Just like our Capricorns
Aquarius: accordion potatoes
Accordion potatoes are weird, unique, different, all of those things. They are fun and pretty rare. Just like our aquarians
Pisces: Curly Fry
Curly fries are the type of fries you would spend a paycheck on. They curl and twist and turn and are one of the top tier forms of eating a potato. They are absolutely dreamy- just like our Pisces