PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: Golden Globes TV

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Aries’s signature brand of rage, determination and rugged survivalism is an excellent fit for cage fighting, politics and/or a zombie apocalypse. Which is exactly why “The Last of Us” is the best show for you to binge based on your zodiac sign. 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

When it comes to righteous anger, gridlocked grudges and sweet spite, no sign is willing to go further nor suffer more than a Taurus. A Taurus will find a dark delight in the show “BEEF,” a story of poisoned wells, poisonous berries, road rage gone wrong and redemption found in unlikely places.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini is the sign of duality and the mirrors we make of ourselves — not to mention the mirrors we find in other people. I the show “All the Light We Cannot See,” is a show our double sided Geminis can really get lost in. It definitely keeps you on your toes.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

As a sign of nostalgia, Cancer loves a sweeping romance, all the better if the story follows a tragic arc and if watching it amount to emotional distress. “Fellow Travelers,” has entered the chat! This show will absolutely become addictive for our loving cancers.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Represented by the fierce lion, Leo is the natural ruler of stage and screen. Aided and abetted by the presence of an audience, lions sometimes struggle to define themselves when no one is watching. These existential challenges go in line with the show Barry. This will have Leo’s really looking in the mirror

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

With all of the intense, immediate energy and emotional triage of life in the first season of the show “The Bear,” felt very, very Aries. But season two sees this series leaning towards the streamlined and perfection — pinnacle vibes of a Virgo.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

As the sign of scales and balances, white lies, strategic alliance, relationships as leverage, charm as armor, and holding it together while falling apart, Libra is “The Diplomat.” Absolutely on brand for a Libra

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio rules the eighth house of intimacy, death, secrets and regeneration. “Love & Death” rounds all of these shadow bases, detailing the life, times, and murder trial. Scorpios tend to be mysterious and dark which aligns with this show

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Reese Witherspoon’s “The Morning Show,” character Bradley Jackson is pure Sagittarius gold. Jackson is the truth seeking, fact hurling, bridge-burning heart of the show, ever willing to go far, dig deep and compromise most anything but integrity in hot pursuit of a story. Just like our favortie SAG

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorn is the sign of time, hard knocks, and legacies. “1923,” a prequel to “Yellowstone,” follows the forefathers of the Dutton family. Capricorns will be brought to life watching this dynastic ranch crew as they navigate hardships such as murder, Prohibition, drought, and the Great Depression.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

As terminal individualists, Aquarians often struggle with feeling like the odd man out and/or like their entire existence is a simulation. The show “Jury Duty,” a reality hoax sitcom series and probably would actually really happen to a Aquarius

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Ruled by fantasy… Pisces people will be into Dasy Jones and the six. This documentary mini-series that charts the rise and fall, bad habits, and romantic entanglements of a fake rock n’ roll band. I seriously don’t know a better show for our Pisces


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