PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: Pain!!

**Aries (March 21 - April 19):**

Aries treats pain like a competitive sport. "Pain? Pfft. I’ve had worse!" They’ll race to recover just to prove they can.

**Taurus (April 20 - May 20):**

Taurus will stubbornly refuse to acknowledge the pain until they’re forced to. Then they’ll pamper themselves with a luxurious spa day as a reward for enduring it.

**Gemini (May 21 - June 20):**

Gemini will talk about their pain to anyone who will listen, analyzing it from every angle. “Do you think my pain is more of a metaphor for life?”

**Cancer (June 21 - July 22):**

Cancer will turn their pain into a reason to snuggle under a blanket with their favorite comfort food and movies, demanding sympathy from loved ones.

**Leo (July 23 - August 22):**

Leo handles pain with dramatic flair. “This is the worst pain anyone has ever experienced!” Expect grand gestures and plenty of selfies showing their "bravery."

**Virgo (August 23 - September 22):**

Virgo will research every detail about their pain and create a detailed recovery plan, complete with vitamins, exercises, and strict schedules.

**Libra (September 23 - October 22):**

Libra will try to maintain their cool and act like nothing’s wrong, but will seek out a friend to vent to. “Is my suffering aesthetically pleasing?”

**Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):**

Scorpio will endure pain silently, using it as fuel for their inner strength. They might plot revenge on the source of their pain if it’s a person.

**Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):**

Sagittarius will laugh off the pain and might go on an adventurous quest to find a miracle cure. "Hey, I heard hiking up a mountain cures everything!"

**Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):**

Capricorn will power through the pain with stoic determination, treating it as just another obstacle to overcome on their way to success.

**Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):**

Aquarius will analyze their pain from a detached perspective and might experiment with unconventional remedies. “What if we tried healing crystals?”

**Pisces (February 19 - March 20):**

Pisces will feel their pain deeply and might use it as inspiration for art, poetry, or a tear-jerking song. Expect lots of emotional outpouring.


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