PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: Are You Toxic?

Aries (March 21 - April 19):

Toxic? Only if being extra is toxic. You’re like an emotional Red Bull—always too much, too soon, and no one asked for it. But hey, at least you're the one stirring the pot. Keeps things spicy

Taurus (April 20 - May 20):

Toxic? Nah, you’re chill… until someone touches your stuff. Then you're like a walking red flag with a "do not disturb" sign. Let it go, Elsa!

Gemini (May 21 - June 20):

Toxic? Look, you change personalities like you change outfits. One minute, you're the life of the party, and the next you're ghosting everyone like you were never there. People have trust issues because of you, but you're just vibing!

Cancer (June 21 - July 22):

Toxic? Babe, you're not toxic—you’re just clingy AF. Emotional support friend, or human weighted blanket? Maybe both. Either way, people love you… they just need a break sometimes.

Leo (July 23 - August 22):

Toxic? Only if it’s not all about YOU. If you don’t get that front-row attention, you're ready to cut people out of your life like they’re last season’s trends. But we know you’re just sensitive, right?

Virgo (August 23 - September 22):

Toxic? Honestly, you're just that friend who's got everyone’s life together except your own. Low-key passive-aggressive, but hey, you're just trying to help… right? Right?

Libra (September 23 - October 22):

Toxic? Maybe… because you can’t make a decision to save your life. You ghost your problems like it's your job, then act surprised when drama blows up. You're here for a good time, not a responsible time, obviously.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):

Toxic? Absolutely. And you know it. You hold grudges like you’re getting paid for it, and honestly, you probably have receipts from five years ago that no one even remembers. But slay.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):

Toxic? Not intentionally, but your savage honesty leaves bodies in its wake. You call it "truth-telling," but everyone else just calls it "rude." Still, no hard feelings, right?

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):

Toxic? Only if “workaholic with a side of superiority complex” counts as toxic. You probably canceled plans just to work on your "grind," but hey, someone has to get that bag.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):

Toxic? You think you're above it all, and that’s kinda toxic, tbh. You’re out here being so “unique” and “different” that people can’t figure out if they’re friends with you or in a science experiment.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20):

Toxic? Nah, you’re just too busy crying over people you met once at a coffee shop. Emotional sponge? Yes. Toxic? Not so much… unless you count emotional manipulation via tears.


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