Aries ♈
“Oh, so you’re going to ghost ME?” Aries is big mad and ready to pop off in a hundred ways. Their first instinct is to go full savage mode with texts like “Have a good life,” but they’ll settle for flexing on their story until you inevitably come crawling back.
Taurus ♉
“Okay, but like... why?” Taurus doesn’t get ghosted often, so when it happens, they’re genuinely confused. Expect one heartfelt text, then absolute silence forever. They’ll pour their energy into self-care, like ordering their favorite comfort food and bingeing New Girl. They’re over it in five business days max.
Gemini ♊
“Ghosted? Okay, on to the next!” Geminis barely have time to notice you’re gone—they’ve got five other convos going on, at minimum. They’ll make your ghosting, YOUR loss and likely switch up their bio to something petty but poetic, like, “Only here for people who know how to communicate.
Cancer ♋
“Is it something I said?” Sensitive Cancer spirals for a solid 24 hours. They analyze every message, every emoji, every comma, wondering if they were “too much.” Once they’re done, though, they hit up their BFF, cry it out, and find peace knowing their next crush will be way cuter.
Leo ♌
“Bold choice, ghosting a Leo.” Leo is shook. They can’t believe someone would just disappear on them, of all people. After a dramatic selfie dump on IG to remind everyone what they’re missing, they simply decide that whoever ghosted them didn’t deserve their energy anyway.
Virgo ♍
“Should’ve seen that coming.” Virgo probably predicted this was coming and had a whole strategy to deal with it. After dissecting the entire situation like a true detective, they decide they were too good for this person anyway. They’ll file it away as another life lesson and go back to living their best life.
Libra ♎
“Did I... miss a red flag?” Libras are the type to consider all sides and maybe even give you the benefit of the doubt. But when they finally accept they’ve been ghosted, they’ll craft the classiest “goodbye” text, just to keep the vibe ✨ respectful ✨ and then peace out with zero drama.
Scorpio ♏
“Oh, this is war.” Scorpios don’t just get ghosted—they get even. First, they delete every trace of you, then they might post some mysterious, subliminal message. They’ll make sure you feel their absence as strongly as they felt your presence.
Sagittarius ♐
“Ghosting? Lame.” Sag gets ghosted and shrugs it off like, “K, guess that’s over.” They probably have plane tickets to three other cities and a million friends to hit up, so it barely phases them. They’ll just tell the story later as a “haha, remember when…” moment.
Capricorn ♑
“A minor setback.” Capricorns take it in stride, reminding themselves that ghosting says more about the other person than it does about them. They'll add your name to a mental list of people they “don’t have time for” and double down on their goals. If you want to come back, you better make an appointment.
Aquarius ♒
“Was this... a social experiment?” Aquarius is unbothered but curious. They’ll hit you with a super chill “no hard feelings” vibe and maybe even thank you for ghosting them—like, thanks for the character development! They’ll probably write a note in their journal or start a “Ghosting Survival Guide” as a creative outlet.
Pisces ♓
“Guess I’ll write a poem about it.” Pisces is in their feels. They’ll listen to sad playlists, rewatch their favorite rom-coms, and maybe even write a little poetry. But once they’ve gone deep into their emotions, they let it all go, happy to swim away from any fish who couldn’t appreciate their vibe.