Aries (March 21 - April 19): Euphoria
Drama? Check. Chaos? Double check. Like Rue navigating her wild world, your life feels like a constant adrenaline rush. Just remember: not every problem needs to be solved with impulsive decisions. Sometimes, chill is the move.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): The Great British Bake Off
Cozy vibes and slow pacing? That’s your jam. Like a perfectly proofed sourdough, you’re all about stability and sweet rewards. Don’t let minor critiques (or soggy bottoms) ruin your zen, though.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Gilmore Girls
Quick-witted banter and caffeine-fueled chaos? You’re giving full Rory-and-Lorelai energy. You’re everyone’s favorite conversationalist, but don’t leave your own dreams on read while hyping others up.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22): This Is Us
Emotional depth and family loyalty? Yeah, that’s you. Like the Pearsons, you hold people close, but don’t let nostalgia trap you in the past. Live your now, bb.
Leo (July 23 - August 22): The Kardashians
Main character energy to the max. You’re all about building your empire and looking flawless while doing it. But take a note from Kim: not every situation needs a crying face emoji moment.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): The Office
You’re the overachieving, detail-obsessed star of the workplace sitcom we didn’t know we needed. Just don’t let that perfectionism turn into passive-aggressive memos. People love you for you, not your spreadsheets.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): Gossip Girl
XOXO, Libra. You’re the glamorous social butterfly with a knack for balance (and tea-spilling). But remember: true harmony comes from within, not the number of hearts on your latest IG post.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Stranger Things
Mysterious, intense, and always diving into the upside-down of life. You thrive in uncovering the unknown, but maybe take a break from the psychic warfare — even Eleven needs waffles and a nap.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Ted Lasso
Big-hearted optimism? Check. Wild adventures? Double-check. Like Ted, your enthusiasm can inspire a whole squad, but don’t ghost your own emotional needs in the process.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Succession
Power moves only. You’re Logan Roy energy minus the toxic vibes (hopefully). Your ambition is unmatched, but don’t forget to let others in — ruling alone is overrated.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Black Mirror
Quirky, futuristic, and sometimes a little too outside the box. Your genius ideas make you unforgettable, but like every episode of this show, remember to ground yourself in reality sometimes.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Grey’s Anatomy
Emotional, artistic, and saving the day (or at least someone’s emotional breakdown). Like Meredith Grey, you feel everything, but don’t forget to prioritize your own heart while holding others’ hands.