Aries (March 21 - April 19):
You’re treating Thanksgiving like the Met Gala of dinner parties, Aries. You’ve already planned your main character entrance and the debate you’ll casually start at the dinner table. Just remember: not every hill is worth dying on... except when it comes to cranberry sauce.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20):
Thanksgiving is your Super Bowl, Taurus. You’ve been dreaming about the feast for weeks, and no one dares interrupt you during your post-dinner nap. Pro tip: keep a backup pie hidden somewhere—food fights over the last slice are so last season.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20):
You’ll spend the day bouncing between convos like a social butterfly in overdrive. One minute you’re spilling tea with your cousin, the next you’re deep-diving into conspiracy theories with your uncle. Don’t forget to eat, Gemini—your plate isn’t a decoration.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22):
You’re all about family vibes, Cancer. Whether you’re hosting or just making sure everyone feels seen, you’re the emotional glue of Thanksgiving. Just don’t cry if the turkey turns out a little meh—it’s about the people, not the Pinterest-perfect meal.
Leo (July 23 - August 22):
The Thanksgiving table is your stage, Leo. Whether you’re leading a toast or carving the turkey like it’s a performance art piece, you’ll leave everyone shook. But, PSA: Let others shine too. Sharing the spotlight is the ultimate flex.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22):
You’ve got the itinerary down to the minute, and if the mashed potatoes aren’t exactly your kind of creamy, chaos will ensue. But Virgo, this year, try embracing a little imperfection—like, it’s okay if someone forgets the gravy. Maybe. Probably.
Libra (September 23 - October 22):
Your aesthetic place settings and perfectly curated Friendsgiving pics are the stuff of Instagram dreams. But don’t forget to live in the moment, Libra. The candid laughs (and the embarrassing family stories) are what you’ll treasure most.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):
You’re the mysterious relative with a secret recipe that no one can quite replicate. You’ll spend Thanksgiving low-key observing everyone’s drama, but when the pie’s served, you’ll be first in line.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):
You’re ready to spill the tea and make everyone laugh so hard they choke on the turkey. But be warned: not every story needs to be told in front of Grandma. Choose chaos responsibly, Sag.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):
You’ve taken charge of organizing the entire day because no one else “does it right.” Thanksgiving is basically your CEO moment, and let’s be honest, Capricorn—you’re crushing it. But take a breath; the world won’t end if the rolls are store-bought.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):
Thanksgiving? More like "Thoughtsgiving" for you, Aquarius. You're the one bringing up topics like sustainable turkeys and why Black Friday is problematic. Your unique perspective is appreciated, but maybe wait until after dessert to spark a revolution.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20):
You’re in charge of creating the vibes, whether it’s lighting candles, making the perfect playlist, or turning sweet potatoes into a masterpiece. But don’t get so lost in the fantasy that you forget to enjoy the actual feast.