♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Life’s giving “main character energy” today, and you’re thriving. Go ahead, post that Instagram story montage with a Lana Del Rey song—you’ve earned it. Just don’t overdo it and forget to hydrate, babe.
♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Life is all about balance, like your fridge being stocked with both overpriced cheese and instant ramen. Treat yourself today, but maybe skip the third coffee unless you want to vibrate through dimensions.
♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Life’s a TikTok trend, and you’re riding the wave! Hit up your group chat and plan a spontaneous adventure. Just don’t ghost the group halfway through like you did last time.
♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your comfort zone is calling, and that’s okay. Celebrate life by binge-watching your comfort show (again). Yes, even if it’s embarrassing—this is a judgment-free zone, bestie.
♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22)
The universe sees you, star child, and so does your front-facing camera. Celebrate life by hyping yourself up—take selfies, post thirst traps, and remind everyone why you’re the blueprint.
♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Life’s chaotic, but you’re organized AF. Celebrate today by making a to-do list of fun things, like “eat snacks” and “scroll aimlessly for 2 hours.” If it’s on the list, it counts as productive!
♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Today’s giving big Pinterest board come to life energy. Curate your vibe, light a candle, and overanalyze a text from someone who left you on read. Self-love looks good on you.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Life’s a mystery, and so are you, Scorpio. Celebrate today by staring mysteriously out a window like you’re in a music video. Bonus points if you journal some spicy secrets after.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Life’s an adventure, Sag, and you’re the GPS that refuses to stay on the main route. Skip the gym, take a random road trip, or learn how to juggle on YouTube. Be chaotic—responsibly.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Work hard, vibe harder. You’re secretly plotting a world takeover, but today, let yourself chill. Order takeout, skip the spreadsheet, and practice saying “no” to emails after 6 p.m.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Life’s a meme, and you’re the admin. Celebrate today by doing something quirky—like wearing mismatched socks or adopting a houseplant you’ll probably forget to water. It’s called self-expression.
♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Life’s a dream, and you’re manifesting. Celebrate by getting lost in your feels with your favorite playlist or doodling in your journal. Cry if you need to; it’s a vibe.