♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You’re the chaotic but lovable lead who impulsively quits their job, flies home, and somehow falls in love mid-crisis. You WOULD sprint through an airport in the final act. Surviving the movie? Absolutely — you’re too stubborn to die.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You’re the cozy cottage-core baker who mysteriously has no debt and a perfect kitchen. People fall for you because you radiate warm-sweater energy and smell like cinnamon. Your survival rate is 100% — you’re too grounded to walk into plot twists.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You’re the chaotic best friend who steals every scene and accidentally causes three misunderstandings. But you’re also the one delivering the emotional monologue at the end that makes everyone cry. Survivability: depends on your choices… and Red Flags per minute.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You’re the emotionally wounded love interest who needs “just one holiday back home” to heal. You cry once, decorate a tree once, and boom — it’s love. You always survive, but you WILL overreact dramatically at some point.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You’re the glamorous city girl who returns to her hometown and makes the entire cast gasp at your entrance. You fall for someone with no social media but incredible jawline symmetry. Survives the movie? Yes — and gets a wardrobe montage.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You’re the overworked assistant who organizes everyone’s lives but somehow forgets about your own love story. You fall for someone deeply inconvenient. You survive, but only after a breakdown in a grocery store baking aisle.
♎ Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You’re the charming romantic lead who always has perfect hair even in snowstorms. You’re indecisive, yes, but the universe bends over backward to give you a dramatic kiss in the final scene. Survival rating: 10/10 — the plot protects you.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You’re the mysterious stranger who saves the main character from slipping on ice and then disappears for 20 minutes of runtime. Everyone watching wants to date you but is scared. You absolutely survive — and probably have a dark tragic backstory.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You’re the free-spirited character who shows up, causes chaos, teaches a life lesson, then leaves for a spontaneous ski trip. Emotional stability? No. Survival? Yes — the plot can’t catch you long enough to kill you off.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You’re the business-obsessed villain who almost ruins Christmas because you “have deadlines.” But by the end, you quit your job, open a bookstore, and magically know how to knit. You survive — and get your own spin-off.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You’re the quirky genius who invents something that accidentally saves the town's holiday festival. People fall in love with your oddness and unwashed hair aesthetic. Zero chance of death — you’re too unpredictable for the script.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You’re the dreamy protagonist who believes in love, miracles, and signs from the universe. You fall for someone after one intense eye-contact moment. Survival rating: 50/50 — depends on how many times you wander off in the snow.