In James Blunt's hit song "You're Beautiful," he stares smolderingly at the camera, seemingly intent on making the Earth's panties melt.
But the sappy Brit tells The Huffington Post that the tune isn't meant to be romantic at all. "'You’re Beautiful’ is not this soft romantic f**king song," he insists. "It’s about a guy who’s high as a f**king kite on drugs in the subway stalking someone else’s girlfriend when that guy is there in front of him, and he should be locked up or put in prison for being some kind of perv.”
Thanks for clearing that up, now we can all rethink our lives.