- "I refuse to message them on anything but Tinder"
- "I ask a mildy soul bearing question"
- I start every convo with 'Hey [their name]"
- "I send a gif of Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell giving a flirty wave."
- "I have a guessing game in my bio."
- "I choose the lowest possible mile range in distance."
- "I scour their social media."
- "If he's flexing, good riddance."