A couple of randoms to save you time.. and save your life.
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SEE SOMETHING ON WEAR SOMETHING ON TV.. YOU MUST HAVE IT?
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USE LIP BALM .. TO HEAL PAPER CUTS AND IMMEDIATELY STOP THE PAIN
IF YOU EVER KIDNAPPED AND THEY PUT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH, START LICKING.. THE TAPE WILL LOSE IT’S ELASTICITY AND FALL OFF
IF YOU EVER HAPPEN TO FIND YOURSELF UNDER THE SNOW OF AN AVALANCHE, SPIT.. YOUR SALIVA WILL FOLLOW GRAVITY,
DIG THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION TO FREEDOM
WANT TO REMEMBER THINGS BETTER WHEN TAKING NOTES ON A COMPUTER?USE A WEIRD FONT.
STUDIES SHOW THAT UNIQUENESS DOES THE JOB WHEN IT COMES TO REMEMBERING.