Aries
"I'm sorry that you want an apology, but there is nothing I have to apologize for. Get over yourself."
Taurus
"I'm sorry, but you know you're responsible too. Where's MY apology?"
Gemini
"I'm so sorry, sweetheart, darling, lovely, angel, dearest. Your feelings are the most important thing there is, and I've completely learned my lesson. I swear I didn't know you were hurt."
Cancer
"I'd apologize, but I don't trust you. Maybe you need therapy as opposed to an apology."
Leo
"I am sorry. You are right, I was wrong. I admit it and I will try much harder. I am sorry."
Virgo
"Sorry, not sorry."
Libra
"I will not apologize. You're in pain because you want to be in pain."
Scorpio
"What is it that you need an apology for? 'Cause I doubt it has anything to do me in
reality."
Sagittarius
"I'm sorry. Did I do something wrong?"
Capricorn
"Why do need an apology from me? Find it within yourself to move on without needing something from someone else."
Aquarius
"I have every right in the world to act or say anything I please. I'm just sorry that you can't take a joke."
Pisces
"I'm sorry for being the worst human being on earth. I'll leave you alone forever. I swear I will. Try me. Watch me. Please."