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Aries: You’re Kevin Gnapoor

If flirting were a sport, you’d be an olympian. You’re assertive, self-assured and as clever as ever with your approach to life. And honestly, you’re just fun and literally everyone trusts and likes you. “All you sucka MC’s ain’t got nothin’ on me, from my grades, to my lines, you can’t touch Kevin G.”

Taurus: You’re Aaron Samuels

You’re just naturally the main attraction- just like Aaron Samuels. You can make anyone fall for you. Everyone wants to talk to you- even if it’s just someone asking you what day it is… (cough cough.. It’s October 3rd). You’re simply not interested in playing games and honesty is also your strong suit.

Gemini: You’re Gretchen Wieners

You’re curious, resourceful and highly aware of your social surroundings. That’s probably why your “hair is full of secrets,” because you somehow managed to gather all of the facts firsthand. You also can’t help it that you’re popular, or that your Father invented Toaster Strudel.

Cancer: You’re Karen Smith

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble.” You’re not the typical “mean girl,” per se… you’re really sweet and you don’t like to get your feelings hurt so you’re just there for the ride.. Whether it’s good or bad. 

Leo: You’re June George

“Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?” The only thing better than being a hype woman and the biggest support system for your people is the fact that you’re not just a regular mom, you’re a cool mom. You are childlike, playful and forever young, which explains why you’ll stop at nothing to keep up with the trends and you’re the epitome of hot gossip.

Virgo: You’re Ms. Norbury

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” You push people to be the best they can be. You know a thing or two about the struggle, but that still doesn’t take away from your appeal and integrity as a leader. “You don’t have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.” You lead with example.

Libra You’re Principal Duval

A diplomat at heart—you’ll stop at nothing to make sure things are running smoothly in your circle, even if that means giving everyone an attitude makeover. You keep it real but you’re kind about it. Everyone needs a Libra

Scorpio You’re Regina George

“So you agree. You think you’re really pretty.” Being the villain is almost inevitable when you’re ruled by Pluto. Despite using your hypnotic manipulation tactics to personally victimize the entire student body, everyone has a trigger and yours stems from the fear of betrayal. “Evil takes a human form in Regina George.”- kinda like a Scorpio

Sagittarius: You’re Cady Heron

Travel and education happen to be right up your alley and you’re fiercely passionate and wildly adventurous. But when things aren’t going your way… you’re also prone to taking things too far.

Capricorn You’re Betsy Heron

Traditional and dedicated to your thing, you do everything in your power to create structure for home. You’re well aware of your morals and values, and expect no less from your family. You stand your ground, but we all know you’re a softy at heart.

Aquarius: You’re Janis Ian

You’re talented and a rebel at heart, and you also pride yourself on your people-watching skills. You know a thing or two about “mean girls,”— but your ability to plot, strategize, and scheme isn’t too far off from them. You’re a loyal friend to those who show you the same in return, but you have no problem giving them the silent treatment when necessary. 

Pisces: You’re Damian Leigh

Chameleon-like and hysterically witty without even trying, you’re a resourceful friend and emotional hype-man for your besties. People shouldn’t be fooled by your chill demeanor because you can be sneaky when you feel like it.