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PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: Your TikTok FYP

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

DANCE - With so much energy and confidence in you, dance TikTok has probably sucked you in a long time ago. You may not even dance, but these high-energy videos lights a fire in you that won't go out until you've mastered every dance and performed them in front of all your friends at the bar.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

FOODIE - Taurus, let's be real: you're here for the snacks and you know it. Just as you move through the world IRL, you don't come to Tiktok for all the drama and theatrics. You come to feel good, mind your own business, and surround yourself with all the delectable recipes foodie TikTok has to offer.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

CLASSIC VIRAL TIKTOK - Gemini, you always seem to know exactly what's going on all the time, and that's probably because your TikTok FYP is filled with the app's most viral videos. On your FYP, you never know what you're going to get, and if that's not a cheeky representation of you, I don't know what is.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

TIKTOK BABIES - As a Cancer, I am not surprised by the hold TikTok babies have over you. Cancers come with those maternal instincts, you can't help but stop and lovingly watch every single baby that comes across your FYP.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

OUTFIT INSPO- You are always looking fire, Leo, and that's probably because you're constantly sourcing outfit inspiration from TikTok. You started wearing big pants and a little top before it hit everyone else's FYP, and you love the sheer confidence stepping out in a bomb outfit gives you. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

THERAPY - Virgos, aren't just working on your goals or your projects or your friends' problems. You're working on yourself, too. Structured and detail-oriented, you're set on hacking your life, and you probably find yourself writing down the common exercises therapists use.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

HOME DECOR - I've never seen a Libra's place that isn't decorated beautifully, and I'm certain it's because of the hours you spend in the various pockets of home decor TikTok. At your core, you care so deeply about everything being in harmony, and that boils over into the aesthetic of your space, down to the very last detail. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

TRUE CRIME - Fitting of you to try to make sense of some of the most senseless topics out there, Scorpio. Practically a detective, you'll willingly jump down the rabbit hole for any mystery, which is why you're probably all over true crime TikTok. Because of the nature of TikTok, the short videos often leave you with more questions than answers, sending you to the next 16 parts that will, hopefully, lead you to the truth.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

TRAVEL - Your TikTok is essentially a miles-long bucket list, Sagittarius, and it's growing by the second. You're constantly chasing joy, adrenaline, and adventure — you're never in one place or state of mind for long — and the aspirational travel videos flooding your TikTok FYP are a reflection of that.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

FINANCIAL ADVICE - Capricorn, you have one major goal, and that is to secure your bag; everything else is secondary. The moment financial advice TikTok took over your FYP, you probably took each video not as a suggestion, but as a challenge. From the investment tips to the budgeting suggestions and everything in between, you've carefully consumed it all. And now, you're probably on track to have a gazillion dollars when you retire.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

TWILIGHT - Aquarius, don't lie: the Twilight renaissance on TikTok has been everything you've wanted and more. Quirky, creative, and curious by nature, you were probably into Twilight before it became a mainstream obsession and tried unsuccessfully to convince your friends to read it (only to see them wear a "Team Edward" shirt a year later). Twilight has since been reborn as niche humor on TikTok, which describes you so well.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

ASTROLOGY AND SPIRITUALITY - People always give you flack about living in your head, Pisces, but when your TikTok For You Page is teaching you how to manifest all your biggest dreams, how could you not? Because you're an intuitive water sign that feels so deeply, it's no surprise you feel called to astrology and spirituality, practices in which feeling and intuition are essential and lauded. OK, and the zodiac sign roasts are pretty funny, too.