Aries (March 21 - April 19)
CHER/CLUELESS
- A bossy, go-getter whos driving skills are questionable
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
JENNIFER CHECK/JENNIFER'S BODY
- A stubborn, hungry man-eating demon with a pretty face and a dangerous sense of curiosity
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
ELLE WOODS/LEGALLY BLONDE
- An optimistic, secretly intelligent vegetarian with a passion for justice
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
KAREN/MEAN GIRLS
- Clueless, sweet, and can fit her whole fist in her mouth.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
MIRANDA PRIESTLY/THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
- Loves fashion, coffee, bossing people around for fun, and runs on her own time
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
RAVEN BAXER/THAT’S SO RAVEN
- A suspicious psychic with a secretive nature who questions everyone and everything
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
SHELLY DARLINGSON/HOUSE BUNNY
- A lovely, airy egalitarian who wanders aimlessly but fits in wherever she goes
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
SAMANTHA JONES/SEX IN THE CITY
- A sexually seductive public relations professional whos motivated by please, money, and a little bit of drama
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
BRENDA/SCARY MOVIE 2
- A kinky, risky opportunist who’s the only one with common sense in the group
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
HERMIONE/HARRY POTTER
- Logical, the organized one, always the one saving the friend group from their antics
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
JOYCE/EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
- Obsessed with sexual innuendos, funky clothing, and ambrosia salad
Pisces (February 19 - March 10)
MORTICIA ADDAMS/ADDAMS FAMILY
- An aloof, poised hermit witch with humor so dry it can be mistaken as a threat