**Aries (March 21 - April 19):**
Faces adversity head-on like a gladiator, convinced they can punch their way through any problem.
**Taurus (April 20 - May 20):**
Stubbornly refuses to acknowledge adversity, opting instead to take a nap or indulge in comfort food until it goes away.
**Gemini (May 21 - June 20):**
Talks about the problem to anyone and everyone, gathering opinions and ideas until they find a solution that sounds fun.
**Cancer (June 21 - July 22):**
Retreats into their shell with a bucket of ice cream, emerging only when they’ve devised an emotional strategy.
**Leo (July 23 - August 22):**
Takes the stage, dramatically declaring their woes, and then heroically overcomes them to a round of applause from their audience.
**Virgo (August 23 - September 22):**
Organizes a detailed plan with color-coded charts and graphs, methodically tackling each aspect of the problem.
**Libra (September 23 - October 22):**
Balances the pros and cons of every possible solution while consulting their extensive network of friends for advice.
**Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):**
Keeps their cool exterior while secretly plotting an intricate scheme to vanquish the adversity once and for all.
**Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):**
Views adversity as an adventurous challenge, leaping into action with boundless optimism and a quirky sense of humor.
**Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):**
Rolls up their sleeves and gets to work, viewing adversity as just another step on the ladder to success.
**Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):**
Approaches the problem with an unconventional, out-of-the-box solution, often involving some form of technological wizardry.
**Pisces (February 19 - March 20):**
Drifts into a daydream where they imagine the problem solving itself, then eventually finds a creative and intuitive way to overcome it.