**Aries (March 21 - April 19):**
"Clean? Organized? Nah, you’re too busy conquering the world! But when you do clean, it's like a tornado."
**Taurus (April 20 - May 20):**
"Taurans are immaculately organized and pristine—until you have their lazy day. Then it’s chaos until their next cleaning spree."
**Gemini (May 21 - June 20):**
"Half the time you’re super organized, and the other half...well, let’s just say your room reflects your scattered thoughts."
**Cancer (June 21 - July 22):**
"You keep your space clean and cozy, like a crab in its shell. But don’t touch a Cancers stuff—it’s arranged just the way they like it."
**Leo (July 23 - August 22):**
"Everything’s sparkling clean and in perfect order— we have gotta keep up appearances for our adoring fans!"
**Virgo (August 23 - September 22):**
"The ultimate clean freak. You’ve got a label maker and you know how to use it. Even a virgos dirt is organized."
**Libra (September 23 - October 22):**
"Balancing between clean and chaos. They like things tidy, but they won’t stress if their socks aren’t color-coded."
**Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):**
"Secretly clean and organized. Your space looks effortlessly neat, but a scorpio won’t let you see the hidden junk drawer."
**Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):**
"Clean? Organized? They’re always on the go, so their idea of cleaning is shoving everything into a closet."
**Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):**
"Like a well-oiled machine. Everything has its place, and they stick to their cleaning schedule religiously."
**Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):**
"Organized chaos. It looks like a mess, but they know exactly where everything is—don’t mess with their system!"
**Pisces (February 19 - March 20):**
"Dreamy clutter. They try to keep things clean, but their mind is usually floating elsewhere. Creative mess, anyone?"