**Aries:** You’re salty like those fries you didn’t ask for but eat anyway. Don’t mess with an Aries unless you’re ready for the burn.
**Taurus:** You’re sweet as honey but don’t touch a Taurus’ snack unless you wanna meet the bull.
**Gemini:** You’re sweet one minute, salty the next. Gemini is basically mood ring candy.
**Cancer:** You’re sweet like grandma’s cookies, but hurt a Cancer, and they’ll serve you a side of salt with those tears.
**Leo:** You’re sweet like your favorite dessert because you’re serving main character energy 24/7.
**Virgo:** You’re salty because they’re low-key judging you, but sweet when they know you’re trying your best.
**Libra:** Sweet because they’re all about that harmony life, but secretly salty if you throw off their vibe.
**Scorpio:** Salty, extra salty—think sea salt on dark chocolate, with a side of "don’t cross me."
**Sagittarius:** Sweet like a road trip snack, but they’ll serve salt if you kill their vibe with boring plans.
**Capricorn:** Salty like a work deadline, but they keep it classy—sweet when it counts.
**Aquarius:** Sweet and weirdly cool, like that one candy flavor you didn’t know you needed.
**Pisces:** Sweet like a daydream, but sprinkle in some salt if they sense bad vibes.