Aries (March 21 - April 19): P.E. Teacher
Your energy is unmatched today. Aries, you're the teacher making kids run laps, even if it's recess. Channel that drive into your goals, but remember to hydrate (mentally and physically). Not everything has to be a sprint; sometimes, walking is fine.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Art Teacher
Youâre thriving in creativity today, Taurus. Whether itâs organizing your room aesthetic or curating the perfect playlist, youâre making life a whole mood. But donât get lost in perfectionâpaint outside the lines and enjoy the mess.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): English Teacher
Words are your power today, Gemini. Youâre vibing like a teacher explaining metaphors to a 3rd-grade classâeveryoneâs listening because youâre that interesting. Use this charm in convos but donât ghost your group chats; some people need your words of wisdom.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Lunch Monitor
Today, youâre everyoneâs comfort person, Cancer. Youâre handing out band-aids (emotional or literal) and reminding people to eat their snacks. Just donât forget about yourselfâorder that iced coffee or have that extra slice of pizza guilt-free.
Leo (July 23 - August 22): Drama Teacher
Itâs giving main-character energy, Leo. Youâre the teacher putting on the play and demanding everyoneâs attention. Shine bright but remember to let others have their moments, too. Not every story needs a plot twist.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Math Teacher
Youâre all about precision today, Virgo. The vibes? Solving problems like itâs long division. But donât overthink every little equation in your life. Sometimes itâs okay if X doesnât have an answer right now.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): Music Teacher
Harmony is your jam today, Libra. Youâre out here creating vibes like a fire ukulele cover. Share your good energy, but remember: not every note has to be perfect. Life is more fun when itâs a little offbeat.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Science Teacher
Deep questions and experiments are your mood today, Scorpio. Youâre showing the kids how baking soda volcanoes explode, and itâs low-key a metaphor for your passion. Use your intensity wiselyâdonât let minor setbacks turn into lab fires.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Substitute Teacher
Youâre the cool sub who shows up with no plan and wings it, Sagittarius. Your spontaneous energy is magnetic, but donât let it make you forget the basics. Remember, even adventurers need a map sometimes.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Principal
Youâre running the whole school today, Capricorn. Your boss energy is undeniable, but donât get stuck in the office. Step outside and join the playground chaos for a bit. Itâs a reminder that life isnât just rules; itâs also recess.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Computer Lab Teacher
Youâre ahead of the curve, Aquariusâteaching kids how to Google like pros. Your innovative mind is on fire, but donât let your screen time overshadow your IRL connections. Unplug and vibe for a sec.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Reading Teacher
Pisces, your imagination is enchanting today. Youâre the teacher reading âWhere the Wild Things Areâ and making everyone believe theyâre in the jungle. Keep dreaming, but donât forget to write your own story, too.