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PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: Are You Injury Prone?

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 8/10

Aries, your “I’ll be fine” energy is lying to you. You’re one chaotic leap away from twisting an ankle because YOLO. Bubble wrap yourself head to toe—this isn’t the day to prove how tough you are.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 3/10

You move slow and steady, Taurus, so injuries aren’t usually your thing. But today? Watch out for rogue furniture corners and those “harmless” snack runs that lead to stubbed toes. Bubble wrap your shins and call it preventative.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 9/10

Gemini, you’re juggling five things at once—what could possibly go wrong? (Spoil… the Answer is everything.) Whether it’s dropping your phone on your face or walking into a door, bubble wrap is your BFF today. Extra padding, extra vibes.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 6/10

You’re pretty cautious, Cancer, but your feels are more injury-prone than your body. Someone pops your metaphorical bubble, and now you’re crying in the corner. Wrap yourself and your emotions for maximum protection.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 7/10

Leo, you’re the star until you face-plant mid-catwalk. Injury finds you when you’re trying to be extra, so bubble wrap yourself and make it fashion. Falling’s fine as long as it’s on video for TikTok.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 4/10

You’re usually prepared, Virgo, but your hyper-focus today could lead to a “why did I just walk into a wall?” moment. Bubble wrap your pride, too, because tripping over nothing doesn’t fit your perfectionist agenda.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 5/10

Libra, you’re balanced (most of the time), so injuries aren’t a huge risk. But if you’re trying to avoid conflict and multitask, you might spill coffee and burn yourself. Bubble wrap your hands and stay hydrated.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 2/10

You’re practically invincible, Scorpio, or at least you pretend to be. The only “injury” you risk today is stepping on someone’s feelings. You don’t need bubble wrap—you’re already too cool for that.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 10/10

Sag, let’s be real—you’re probably free-running in public or climbing something you shouldn’t. Injury loves your adventurous spirit, so bubble wrap EVERYTHING. You’ll look ridiculous, but hey, it beats a trip to urgent care.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 4/10

You’re all about work and no play, Cap, which makes you less accident-prone. But tripping over your own ambition (or that stack of papers) is a real threat. Bubble wrap your desk or maybe your entire workspace.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 6/10

Aquarius, your weird experiments might backfire today. Trying to turn bubble wrap into a parachute? Risky. Bubble wrap your limbs before testing your latest idea—otherwise, it’s a Band-Aid kind of day.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

💥 Injury Prone Level: 8/10

Pisces, your head’s in the clouds, but your toes are tripping on reality. Bubble wrap your shoes because clumsy energy is coming for you. If you fall, at least you’ll land softly—physically, if not emotionally.