â Aries (March 21 - April 19) â "My Way or the Highway" đđš
Aries, babe, you love HARD, but you also love winning more. You treat arguments like an Olympic sport, and if your partner dares to disagree? Immediate side-eye. Maybe compromise for once in your life
Toxic Trait: Turning every disagreement into a UFC match.
â Taurus (April 20 - May 20) â "Stubborn but Make It Romantic" đđ
Youâre the human version of "No, Iâm fine" when youâre clearly NOT fine. Youâd rather stay mad in silence than admit you were wrong. But letâs be realâyou expect your boo to read your mind like a psychic. Spoiler: they canât.
Toxic Trait: Holding grudges like itâs your full-time job.
â Gemini (May 21 - June 20) â "One Foot in, One Foot Out" đđš
Your love life is a group chat with yourself because you canât decide what you actually want. One day, you're planning your future together, the next? Youâre convincing yourself that monogamy is a social construct. Pick a lane, bestie.
Toxic Trait: Flirting with someone else "just to test the waters."
â Cancer (June 21 - July 22) â "Sensitive but Also Kinda Toxic" đđ
You WILL hold onto one slightly rude text from three months ago and bring it up mid-argument. You expect love like a reality tv romance, but if your partner doesnât respond in 0.2 seconds, youâre convinced they hate you.
Toxic Trait: Using "I just think itâs funny howâŠ" as a weapon.
â Leo (July 23 - August 22) â "The Main Character, Always" đŹâš
In your world, your boo is your biggest fan, and if they donât hype you up like a celebrity, youâre questioning the whole relationship. You need constant validation, but will you ever admit it? Nope. Never.
Toxic Trait: Turning every minor inconvenience into a full-blown scene.
â Virgo (August 23 - September 22) â "Love is a Checklist, and Youâre Failing" đâ
You donât dateâyou audit. If your partner doesnât meet your 27-point criteria for a relationship, youâll mentally pack their bags before they even mess up.
Toxic Trait: Overanalyzing texts like itâs a forensic investigation.
â Libra (September 23 - October 22) â "Lover, Not a Fighter (but Also, a Serial Flirt)" đđ
You avoid conflict like itâs an unpaid bill, but youâll lowkey flirt with someone else just to see if you still got it. You donât mean to be toxic, but letâs be realâyou like options.
Toxic Trait: Leaving people on read while posting thirst traps.
â Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) â "Mysterious⊠But Also Lowkey Scary" đ€đȘ
You claim you donât care, but we know youâve already stalked their entire online presence before the first date. If they betray you, congratulations! They just unlocked your villain era.
Toxic Trait: Keeping 47 secrets while demanding full transparency.
â Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) â "Catch Me If You Can" âïžđ
Commitment? Not your cup of tea. You love loveâuntil it gets boring. The second your partner starts talking about "the future," youâre mentally booking a solo trip to Bali.
Toxic Trait: Treating relationships like a subscription service with a free trial.
â Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) â "Emotions? Never Heard of Them" đŒđ
You love hard, but you express it through⊠being busy. Your version of romance is sending calendar invites for date night, and you think "Iâm proud of you" is peak affection. Show some feelings, boss babe!
Toxic Trait: Acting like love is a side quest instead of the main game.
â Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) â "Emotionally Detached But Fun!" đđ
Youâre the cool, mysterious partnerâuntil someone asks how you feel. Then youâre ghost mode. Youâll send memes instead of genuine affection and act confused when your partner wants something deeper.
Toxic Trait: Gaslighting yourself into thinking you donât have emotions.
â Pisces (February 19 - March 20) â "Hopeless Romantic but a Little Delulu" đâš
You fall in love too fast and then act shocked when your situationship ends in tears. Youâre convinced your love life is a movie, and when itâs not. Time to blast sad music and stare out the window dramatically.
Toxic Trait: Ignoring red flags like theyâre aesthetic decorations.