♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Taken: Your partner is lucky to have you… but they also know they better keep up. You planned something adventurous, but forgot to make reservations. Oops. Hope they like spontaneity!
Single: You’re thriving—who needs love when you can chase your own dreams? Just don’t text your ex out of boredom. Again.
♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taken: You planned the most aesthetic Valentine’s Day, complete with fancy charcuterie and mood lighting. But let’s be real—you're really just excited about the food.
Single: You’re treating yourself to an expensive dinner, candles, and chocolates. You say you don’t care about being single, but your DoorDash driver just saw you light a romantic dinner for one.
♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Taken: You wrote your partner a heartfelt message… then got distracted and forgot to give it to them. They’ll get it next year!
Single: You're flirting with three different people right now, and none of them know about each other. Commitment? Never heard of her.
♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Taken: You’ve had their gift planned for months and wrote a card so emotional it made you cry. Your partner is feeling the love—whether they like it or not.
Single: You say you’re fine, but you just rewatched The Notebook for the fifth time this week. It’s okay, bestie.
♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Taken: You expect maximum attention today. If your partner didn’t post you on IG with a dramatic caption, are they even your partner??
Single: You’re out here reminding everyone how lucky they’d be to date you. You might even post a “Hard Launch: Me, Myself & I” just for the drama.
♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Taken: You planned the perfect date down to the minute. Your partner just wants to vibe, but you’re making them follow the itinerary.
Single: Your love language is fixing people, but for once, just enjoy your peace. No, you don’t need to analyze why your situationship ended.
♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Taken: You’re indecisive as hell, so your partner had to plan the whole night. But don’t worry—you’ll still take all the credit.
Single: You swore you wouldn’t get caught up today, but somehow you’re texting your ex and your crush. Classic.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Taken: You’re intense 24/7, but today you’re turning up the romance. Your partner is equal parts flattered and slightly scared.
Single: You’re either ignoring Valentine’s Day completely or posting thirst traps just to make someone jealous. No in-between.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Taken: You said you’d be chill, but somehow you convinced your partner to book last-minute flights for a Valentine’s getaway.
Single: You’re living your best life, probably partying or swiping through dating apps like it’s a game. Love? That’s a tomorrow problem.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Taken: You picked a practical gift and planned a dinner at a place you already know is efficient and well-rated. Romance, but make it logical.
Single: You’re using today as an excuse to work harder—love is nice, but success is better.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Taken: You’re pretending not to care about Valentine’s Day, but secretly, you expect something deeply meaningful. If your partner doesn’t “get” you, it’s over.
Single: You’re roasting everyone who’s in love today, but deep down, you lowkey want someone to match your weirdness.
♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Taken: You wrote a love poem, made a playlist, and are fully prepared to weep. Your partner loves you, but they’re overwhelmed.
Single: You’re lost in a daydream about a love that doesn’t exist. Come back to reality, babe.