♈️ Aries (March 21 - April 19) – The Explosive One 💥
Oh, you’re mad? Everyone knows it. You do not do the whole “bottling it up” thing—your anger is loud, immediate, and usually includes slamming something. And the worst part? You’re over it in like, five minutes, but everyone else is still traumatized.
♉️ Taurus (April 20 - May 20) – The Silent Treatment Expert 😶
You? Mad? Oh, you won’t say it. But you will be extra slow to respond, cancel plans, and suddenly become a professional at ignoring texts. You’ll eventually talk about it… but only after you’ve treated yourself to an expensive meal and taken a nap.
♊️ Gemini (May 21 - June 20) – The Passive-Aggressive Roaster 🫠
You say you’re fine, but the sarcasm? Through the roof. You start lowkey roasting everyone in your path, and people start wondering if they should be offended or scared. You’re ranting to one friend while sending ten tweets about it.
♋️ Cancer (June 21 - July 22) – The Emotional Wreck 🌊
One wrong look, and suddenly, you’re in your feelings. You’re replaying past arguments in your head, blasting a sad playlist, and maybe even tearing up at a TikTok that has nothing to do with you. It’s fine. You just need to feel your emotions.
♌️ Leo (July 23 - August 22) – The Everyone Needs to Know One 🎭
You will not suffer in silence. You will text the group chat, post a cryptic Insta story, and dramatically sigh every five minutes. If no one asks, you’ll bring it up yourself. Because your pain? Must be acknowledged.
♍️ Virgo (August 23 - September 22) – The Overthinker 📋
You get mad, but instead of expressing it, you make a mental list of everything that has ever annoyed you. You replay convos word for word, overanalyze every little thing, and consider sending a paragraph text… but instead, you just go silent.
♎️ Libra (September 23 - October 22) – The “I Swear I’m Fine” Liar 🏆
You hate confrontation, so you’ll say “I’m fine” while lowkey throwing shade. You’ll start acting extra nice—like, too nice. Smiling through the pain, being a little too agreeable, and then ranting to your bestie about how mad you actually are.
♏️ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) – The Secretly Plotting One 🕶️
Oh, you’re mad? No one will know—until it’s too late. You keep it bottled up, acting normal on the surface, but deep down? You’re already planning your revenge. And when you finally snap? Yeah… good luck to whoever caused it.
♐️ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) – The Runs Away from Their Problems One ✈️
Mad? Nope. You don’t do emotions. You just… disappear. Stop answering texts, go on a spontaneous trip, or act like nothing happened. You convince yourself you don’t care—but the second someone brings it up, you’re suddenly yelling.
♑️ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) – The “I’ll Just Work Through It” One 📊
Instead of dealing with your feelings, you just distract yourself with work, errands, or literally anything productive. You’d rather die than let emotions mess up your routine. But once that one person pushes you too far? Oh, it’s over.
♒️ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) – The Ice Cold One 🧊
You? Emotional? Couldn’t be you. You just go full robot mode, acting like you don’t even care, and anyone who tries to talk to you? Gets hit with a dry one-word response. You know you’re spiraling, but you’ll never admit it.
♓️ Pisces (February 19 - March 20) – The “Everything Is Personal” One 😢
When you’re upset, it’s never just one thing. Suddenly, everything hurts your feelings, and you’re deep in your main character moment. You lowkey want people to notice, but if they actually ask what’s wrong? You’ll say “nothing” and then cry about it later.