PYTON'S PREDICTIONS: How Each Zodiac Sign Handles Being Broke 💸

♈️ Aries (March 21 - April 19) – The "I’ll Figure It Out" Risk-Taker 🎲

Being broke doesn’t stop you. You’ll still say yes to brunch, that last-minute weekend trip, and anything that sounds fun. If your bank account’s crying, that’s future you’s problem. Worst case? You’ll start some random side hustle or bet on a “sure thing” to make fast cash.

♉️ Taurus (April 20 - May 20) – The Denial Queen/King 💅

You refuse to accept being broke. You’re still ordering that overpriced latte and treating yourself because, in your mind, comfort is a necessity. You might dip into savings or act like everything’s fine—until you check your balance and go into a full-on existential crisis.

♊️ Gemini (May 21 - June 20) – The Creative Hustler 💡

You might be broke, but you’re resourceful. You’ll flip something on Facebook Marketplace, pick up a random gig, or suddenly become a content creator overnight. You’ll talk your way into a free meal, finesse your friends into covering your tab, and somehow still live your best life.

♋️ Cancer (June 21 - July 22) – The Secretly Struggling One 🥺

You’ll act like everything’s okay, but inside, you’re stressed. You might cancel plans because “you’re just too tired” (aka: broke). But when it gets really bad, you’ll call up family or your bestie for a little emotional (or financial) support.

♌️ Leo (July 23 - August 22) – The "Fake It ‘Til You Make It" One ✨

You could have $2.74 in your account, and nobody would know. You’ll still dress like a million bucks, show up at every event, and post like you’re living lavishly. But behind the scenes? You’re rationing gas money and praying nobody suggests splitting the bill evenly.

♍️ Virgo (August 23 - September 22) – The Financially Clueless One 💸

You wish you were good with money, but somehow, it just disappears. You don’t mean to blow your budget, but suddenly, you’re wondering where your paycheck went. You promise yourself you’ll do better next month… but you won’t.

♎️ Libra (September 23 - October 22) – The "Oops, I Spent It All" One 💳

You try to be responsible, but then there was a sale. Or a dinner invite. Or a cute outfit you needed. Your bank account might be gasping for air, but you’ll still find a way to keep up appearances. You could budget, but let’s be real—you’d rather just hope for a money miracle.

♏️ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) – The Mysterious Money Magnet 🕶️

You don’t complain about being broke—you strategize. If you’re low on funds, nobody knows. You’ll find a way to secure the bag through some mysterious hustle, a well-timed favor, or pure willpower. Nobody ever really knows how you survive, and honestly? That’s the way you like it.

♐️ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) – The "Eh, Money’s Fake Anyway" One ✈️

You literally don’t stress. Being broke? Whatever. You’ll still find a way to travel, have fun, and live life. You might max out your card or borrow from a friend, but in your mind, you’ll make it back eventually. You’re just here for the vibes.

♑️ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) – The Secretly Panicking One 💼

Being broke is your worst nightmare. You’ll start working overtime, apply for ten jobs at once, and go into full grind mode. You’re not about to let your life fall apart over money. You’re the type to have an emergency fund—but if that runs out? You will be unwell.

♒️ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) – The "Money Is a Social Construct" One 🌍

You don’t need money—you just need creativity. You’ll live on thrift finds, barter for things, or somehow survive off vibes and generosity. If things get bad, you’ll just disappear for a while until you figure something out. Worst case? You crash at a friend’s place until life sorts itself out.

♓️ Pisces (February 19 - March 20) – The “Manifesting My Way Out” One ✨

You’ll cope by daydreaming about money instead of actually making a plan. You believe the universe will provide (and lowkey, it usually does). You’ll talk about “trusting the process” while avoiding your bank app at all costs. If things get really bad, you might shed a tear over it, then go take a nap.