♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You binge new hobbies like nobody’s business. Archery on Monday, salsa dancing by Wednesday — and by Friday you’ve already moved on.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You binge snacks. If there’s a family-size bag of chips, best believe it’s gone before the weekend’s over — and you’re not sorry about it.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You binge social interaction. Group chat blowing up, FaceTime calls back-to-back, and somehow you still find time to DM memes to 17 people.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You binge nostalgia. Old photos, childhood movies, scrolling your ex’s Instagram from 2016… yeah, you go deep.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You binge attention. Compliments, likes, TikTok views — you need that validation buffet-style, baby.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You binge cleaning/organizing. Once you start, it’s like an Olympic event — suddenly you’re color-coding your sock drawer at 2 a.m.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You binge online shopping. You “just look” and suddenly Amazon, Sephora, and Shein are fighting for your credit card.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You binge stalking. FBI-level research on your crush, their ex, their cousin, their dog — you could apply to the CIA with those skills.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You binge adventures. Road trips, spontaneous nights out, saying “yes” to plans you 100% can’t afford — chaotic but iconic.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You binge work. Once you’re locked in, it’s grind mode till 3 a.m., and you don’t even realize you forgot to eat dinner.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You binge conspiracy theories and weird rabbit holes. You came online for one video, and now it’s 4 a.m. and you’re convinced pigeons are spies.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You binge daydreaming. Hours pass, you’re still staring out the window planning a fake life in Paris with your imaginary soulmate.