In honor of the release of Fifty Shades Darker, which is out today, Us Weekly has compiled a list of the 50 most ridiculous things that take place in kinky sequel.
And if this list is any indication, the film sounds more cringeworthy than the first. Here are 10 of the weirdest moment (see full list at the link):
- Anastasia’s raven hair color is the only non-milquetoast quality about her.
- Christian decides to purchase the book company because “I’ve always wanted to move into publishing.” Right…
- Pop singer Rita Ora has more than one line of dialogue.
- Nipple clamps.
- Christian whines that he has issues because his birth mom OD'd. #MommyIssues
- Christian keeps a pommel horse in his private gym.
- Christian also has access to Anastasia’s bank account and drops $24,000 in there just for fun.
- Dakota Johnson had more believable chemistry with Rebel Wilson in last year’s underrated How to be Single. Like, seriously.
- Did we mention all the whisper-talking? It’s like season one of Felicity all over again.
- Anastasia is the 301,492,413th girl who ever thought she could fix a guy.