Bette Midler told People on Monday that she's not happy about the Disney Channel's upcoming remake of her beloved Halloween comedy Hocus Pocus.
"It's going to be cheap!" Midler declared. "I'm not sure what they're going to do with my character. My character is very, very broad and I don't know who they're going to find to play that."
However, if you think that means Midler would consider reprising the role herself, think again. When asked if she'd return to the franchise for the right amount of money, the 71-year-old Midler replied, "No, no, no!"