Oprah--she's just like us!
On Thursday, Oprah Winfrey deigned to show the masses how she gets rid of dog-poo stains in a new video for Vanity Fair.
"Nobody wants to clean up your dog's s**t," the renowned dog lover bluntly declares, admitting she always picks up her dogs' poo herself.
Winfrey goes on to demonstrate her poo-removal tricks with brown gravy standing in for doggie diarrhea: Pour club soda onto the carpet, then "blot and fluff" with a rag before adding a little dish soap and more club soda.
"It's a club soda fizz cake," Winfrey marvels before shouting in her oh-so-Oprah way, "Staaaain remooooval!"