Page Six reports that Paris Hilton lost her $2 million engagement ring in the most Paris Hilton way possible: by clubbing in Miami in the wee hours of Friday morning.
The heiress/DJ was waving her hands in the air like she just didn't care during a set by Above & Beyond at a 50,000-square-foot venue when she realized her ring had flown off.
After an exhaustive search of the VIP area, her bauble was found in an ice bucket two tables down from where she was partying.
"Paris cried with relief when it was safely back on her finger," a witness told Page Six, noting that her fiancé, Chris Zylka, was "astonishingly calm."