♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Your screen time says you get bored in under ten seconds. You open your phone for one thing and immediately forget what it was. Honestly, your thumb moves faster than your thoughts.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Your screen time says you’re loyal… to the same three apps. You scroll the same content every night like a routine, and if it’s comforting, you’re not changing it.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Your screen time says you cannot do just one thing at a time. You’re scrolling, texting, watching a video, and Googling something random all at once. Your phone is basically an extension of your brain.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Your screen time says you take the internet personally. You save posts, reread comments, and feel oddly connected to strangers. Yes, you absolutely thought that post was about you.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Your screen time says you love attention but in a casual way. You check views, likes, and reactions like it’s no big deal… but you definitely noticed when someone didn’t watch your story.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Your screen time says you’re “just researching,” even at 11:47 p.m. You started with one question and now you’re ten tabs deep trying to fully understand everything.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Your screen time says you are easily influenced and proud of it. You saw it once and now it’s saved, liked, and possibly in your cart.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Your screen time says you don’t post much, but you see everything. You clock who viewed, who didn’t, and who unfollowed—and you’re not saying a word about it.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Your screen time says you’re mentally on a trip. You scroll for travel, adventure, and “what if I just changed my life” content while ignoring real responsibilities.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Your screen time says even your scrolling has a purpose. You check emails, finances, and calendars before allowing yourself five minutes of fun.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Your screen time says your algorithm is unhinged in the best way. No one understands your feed, but you swear it makes sense.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Your screen time says you escape through content. You scroll until you forget what time it is and then act surprised when it’s 2 a.m.